the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
tumblr: the only place you get excited when a stranger follows you
me: *does nothing*
me: wow im so tired
Tudo era apenas uma brincadeira E foi crescendo, crescendo, me absorvendo E de...– Caetano Veloso
someone: what's your favorite movie?
me: forgets every movie I've ever seen.
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them